That’s a beer now 💀

That’s a beer now 💀

Crisis adverted @sammarie216

Crisis adverted @sammarie216

blackhawklullaby:

“you were the only one who took your shoes off when you walked in”

“i was?” (x)

vladdynamestnikov-tbl:

my type: hockey players

their type: not me

not-your-typical-indian-guy:

not-safe-for-earth:

relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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jesus christ

*WHEEZING*

I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR.  FUCKING DONE.  BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.

^^ mee too


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oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

fuckingmulder:

me watching anything: that is gay as hell

foxnewsofficial:

you lose indie points if your fave band has a wikipedia page or any google search results

Let’s build a fort and have sex in it

fuckyeah-orangeisthenewblack:

justcallmeyve:

Finding out you can watch an entire season at once:

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Finding out the next season won’t come out til 2015:

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This is so accurate that it hurts me.

Pretty Much.

pittsburgh-sports:

working
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work
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watch
watchi
watchin
watching
watching h
watching ho
watching hoc
watching hock
watching hocke
watching hockey